Lets make this happen! And kill all aquatic life in the process ,_,
-walks away slowly-
this is too fucking far
Cat stahp it
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
I can never open my eyes after this, i really feel like im dead and i feel so peaceful and happy
I’ve done this like a million times.
oh wow i felt like a tingle and the back of my eyelids were like a crimson color wtf
Emo Jimmy was great
Emo jimmy wtf
The power of food.. Stops babies from crying.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Trolling status: achieved
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
What’s even worse is that her parents would rather die than let her know she was a mutant. They told Leela that they killed her real parents and she almost murdered them. Fry was the one to expose the truth and Leela was horrified that she almost killed her parents
I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives
aggressively positive spider
it’s true though why am i laughing