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hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians


LOL Government Scienticians XD

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

LOL
Government Scienticians
XD

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 62,566 notes
Fellas, how did you learn to go down on a girl? I know practice makes perfect but this seems like one of those things that always needs experience to even get started.

Anonymous

kwass4kwassa:

bootyscientist:

lovelyandbrown:

brigittefires:

lovelyandbrown:

Bryant: it takes practice. it takes being humble because you should always be open to new techniques…never settle. eat pussy like an underdog. 

Me: O_O

Take a peach. Bite a big ol’ hunk out of it. Now, figure out how many different ways you can lick that peach. Seriously, keep count. Now try to replicate some of them. Do that, before you read on. I’ll wait.

When you’re done, eat the rest of that peach. If you aren’t disgusted by how much slobber is on that peach, then you have not found enough ways of licking it yet. Try to nibble the peach without piercing its flesh. Keep going with all the parts of your mouth until you can’t hold onto the peach anymore because it’s too slippery. Did you lick the pit a bit too? No? Better get your ass another peach.

Now take a strawberry. Lick, suck, and nibble that strawberry from the peak end until you get it about half gone. Lick the strawberry to death, too, but don’t be afraid to get on that green-leafy section too. You might be surprised at how the licks you tried on the peach are different, and how the seemingly-unappetizing green leafy part really isn’t so bad (especially after your tongue is covered in strawberry juice anyway). Why yes, that is a euphemism for pubic hair! You’re learning! Try to nibble the strawberry without piercing its flesh.

Now find a willing partner and SPECIFICALLY ASK THEM if they would be willing to have you go down on them and give you feedback, both during and after. Put one hand on their hip, and one hand on their breast (you did wash them first, right?)—let’s leave your hands out of this, for now. Allllll those different licks and nibbles, try them out on all the different parts going on down there. Part labia, move it around, find the clitoris, all with your tongue and lips, and no fingers allowed. Nose is cheating but if you use it we will let it slide. Try things a few times in a row and see what your partner says, if anything, and then do something else a few times. Don’t do any one thing for too long, unless your partner tells you not to stop or moan in disappointment when you change it up a bit.

After your partner has declared themselves spent, then and only then may you stop. Jaw hurts? Use your lips closed for a while, or open up more. Drowning? Good job, there are worse ways to go.

Now, go forth, and take that pussy to church!

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21 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 1,932 notes

jekyllroos-dark-diary:

drgraevling:

drillbot:

nest-of-pornography:

now for something completely different.

fucking adorable

S’great comic.

This comic is so cute and funny.

this elf is every horny virgin blogger

every one of em

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 14,347 notes
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shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker

LOL

shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker

LOL

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 109,760 notes

thejohnsu:

The Law of Equivalent Exchange

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 121,926 notes

hashtagugly:

text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

This is just outrageous

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 441,593 notes

sueting:

soaur:

burqalicious:

phycso:

What the fck I’m squeaking

NO NOO nO onOOO

Reblogging so I remember to make ALL of these…

There is a god.

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 429,476 notes

its-a me twerkio

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I’m done

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 308,817 notes
kiteshi-s:

When u get carried through a dungeon


So true lol same thing in raids

kiteshi-s:

When u get carried through a dungeon

So true lol same thing in raids

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 7,168 notes
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gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

This gave ne a headache

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 93,892 notes
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spiceyoursillylife:

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 401 notes
lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 17,982 notes